We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.

(via fandomdrunk)

hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

(via broadwayandfandomsandfeelsohmy)

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

primusdick:

theleaderofthelostboys:

After lots of painstaking work by my girlfriend and her roommate, my Rosy Higgins redesign of Spider-Man is finally done!

SHIT

(via thor-and-lokis-butt)

Look at the way his face lights up! ()

theoneogorbae:

bookoisseur:

wanderingweasleys:

shardwick:

Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.

#ActualSiblings

The look on her face.

"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."

#ActualWeasleys

(via itspoppunkmom)

i-am-greg-lestrade:

emilyissherlocked:

huntingtimedetective:

waitletmecheckmycitruspocket:

wastingyourgum:

fifieldspup:

wastingyourgum:

herbailiwick:

Can I take a second’s pause here to point out how good a listener I think Greg is? Look at how intent he is. He’s waiting for Sherlock to finish his call, yeah, and he could look like that’s all he’s doing, but he’s really interested in hearing what Mrs. Hudson has to say. I love Greg.

Of course he’s interested - his entire wardrobe is black, white and grey. This convesation encourages him to be a bit braver and try a tartan scarf ;)

Also, fun fact, Lestrade has no idea what a color even fucking is. So there’s that.

Ahhh - so that’s why Sherlock has to scream “PINK!” at him…

#Lestrade #The most erotic 50 shades of grey are on his head

#THE MOST EROTIC 50 SHADES OF GREY ARE ON HIS HEAD

No, but how awesome would it be if Greg was actually colour blind? It’s more common in men than you’d think, and would explain why he generally goes with grey tones. And there’s nothing, as far as I’m aware of, stating that the DI can’t be colour blind.

Headcanon accepted and will be used, thank you very much.

(via johnlockismypressurepoint)

cakeyhankerson:

The children of Supernatural writers aren’t safe from the devils their parents create. 

Also, Mark is such a lovable punk.

(via trust-me-im-the-editor)

A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.

(via loafofbreadhemsworth)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

takeaspoonful:

The others got Groot a new pot and decorated it. 


Group activities that these adorable and ridiculous space dorks do together when they aren’t busy fleeing across the universe from supervillains

(via itspoppunkmom)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Reunion on Jimmy Kimmel [x]